Weather report: Toddler front blowing in from the south. Predicted squally weather for the next two to five days. Lightning storms likely, including loud thunder, but only 30% chance of precipitation. Avoid being in the storm, but wear protective gear when you find yourself in the middle of it. Storms will be disruptive of normal tasks and may shake the walls and floors of your home. Avoid traveling. If you should be hit directly by the storm, take steps to hold the storm stationary and admonish it firmly. Intervals of sunny weather will break through the clouds at unpredictable times. Do not relax your guard, no matter how pleasant it seems.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Weather Report, by Kristy
Weather report: Toddler front blowing in from the south. Predicted squally weather for the next two to five days. Lightning storms likely, including loud thunder, but only 30% chance of precipitation. Avoid being in the storm, but wear protective gear when you find yourself in the middle of it. Storms will be disruptive of normal tasks and may shake the walls and floors of your home. Avoid traveling. If you should be hit directly by the storm, take steps to hold the storm stationary and admonish it firmly. Intervals of sunny weather will break through the clouds at unpredictable times. Do not relax your guard, no matter how pleasant it seems.
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2 comments:
does the admonishing work on death freeze cold fronts?
Yes, as long as you're consistent.
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