Flying man's part time job

Cut 1. Interior: 3rd grade class room, full of students chatting.
Student A: "I heard we have a sub for phys ed."
Student B: "Hey, what's that?"

Cut 2. Same interior.
A topless man, totally ripped, on a bungee strap come shooting down into the classroom like a tarzan.
Flying man: "Helloooo, class!"
Students: "WTF?"

Cut 3. Closeup on man's face. Heavily stylized makeup, lots of eyeliners. Eyes gleaming. Still swinging fast.
Flying man: " Make way for your bad-ass substitute teacher from the Moscow circus!! .........huh?"

Cut 4. Flying man slams flat, face first, into the blackboard.
Students staring coldly at him.
Student A whispers to B as they shuffle out of the room: "Let's go play guitar hero!"